Here he is, my clever Chad. It may look like an ordinary Target bag, but it is actually a highly sophisticated device. We were tooling around North Olmstead tonight, which is experiencing some sort of infestation of nasty, creepy little flying bugs that look like mosquitoes but aren’t. They were absolutely everywhere! Chad was feeling very creepy-crawly, so he invented this Anti-Bug Helmet.
SIGH. I knew I married the right guy!
You know it baby!
Could be worse. At least he remembered to tear a hole this time.